collegehumor:

Captain Morgan Freeman

Freckles added for flavor.

(Source: imgdonkey.com)

ilovecharts:

-Rich

sofapizza:

you know what tomorrow is

mamasam:

littleredstriderhood:

lightofmeridian:

MY MOM BROUGHT THIS FUCKIGN CARROT HOME FROM THE FARMERS MARKET ADN IM FUGCKIN SOOBBING I NCA NT

thats one sexy carrot

Peel me like one of your french girls.

(via capitalistjesus)

collegehumor:

Quidditch Pong

You’re a drunk, Harry.

(Source: keepyourheadupkiddd)

collegehumor:

Batman in the Yellow Pages

This is really clever for something that’s obsolete.

collegehumor:

Oppa Fangman Style

Eeeeeeey scary ladies.

(Source: reddit.com)